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Review To A Kill & 5 R-Rated Moments In PG AND G Rated Movies That Slipped Past The MCAA

“It's not really happening. It's a movie, and it's called acting.”
-
Dakota Fanning talking about her new film HOUNDDOG

Okay, I got some DVD reviews and some babble 'bout R rated moments in G and PG rated movies so let's get started.



DVDS IN CURRENT RELEASE:





FACTOTUM
(Dir. Bent Hammer, 2005) 



One of my favorite movies is BARFLY (incidently it's out of print on DVD - used copies sell for $89.95 - $200 on Amazon) in which Mickey Rourke portrayed Charles Bukowski's alter ego Henry Chimalski - a definitive movie drunk, a pouty poet, and an all around unemployable schlub. Well Chimalski is back, this time a splotchy-faced and cranky Matt Dillon fills his shoes. Dillon's take on the character is edgier with less of the humour than Rourke's but he's still the same schlub. 



Dealing mostly with the series of jobs Chimalski can't keep and interspersed with the destructive relationships (Lili Taylor, Marissa Tomai) he can't get a handle on, FACTOTUM doesn't have much of a plot but it does actually have a point. It's no BARFLY but after what some critics have mistaken for a inebriated exercise, Dillon's final monologue brings it all into sweet focus. 







IDIOCRACY (Dir. Mike Judge, 2006) 



Mike Judge's (OFFICE SPACE, Beavis & Butthead, King of the Hill) return to the big screen has an infamously troubled back-story (extensive re-tinkering, little distribution and almost no promotion), so it's recent DVD release will be the first time many are allowed to see it. 



Telling the story of 21st century every-man Luke Wilson who along with Maya Rudolph (SNL) is frozen in an army experiment for 500 years only to awaken to a collosally dumbed down culture where the President is a wrestler/former porn star, StarBucks offers sexual as well as coffee service, and Costcos are the size of Tennessee. 



The premise peters out less than half-way through and awful unneccesary narration annoyingly talks over full scenes of dialogue strongly implies further dumbing down of the movie in post production. Still there are some interesting attempts at socio-political satire and enough decent laughs involved to gain it a following particularly among fans of base level comedy. I've had those who lecture me on the worth of JACKASS, the SCARY MOVIE series and even CLERKS 2 so I know they are plenty out there who will dig it. 



BUGSY: THE EXTENDED CUT (Dir. Barry Levinson, 1991) 



"Dialogue's cheap in Hollywood Ben, why don't you run outside and jerk yourself a soda?"
- Virginia Hill (Annette Benning)




Haven't seen this since it's original video release in '92 (didn't catch it in theaters in '91) so I don't remember it very closely and couldn't tell what was different about this new version but I enjoyed this new special edition much more than I expected. 




Based on the legendary mobster who ostensibly built Las Vegas and who Godfather fans well know was the inspiration for Moe Green (Alex Rocco) BUGSY doesn't quite acheive the levels of stylistic period piece lyricism it aims for yet it still works. Warren Beatty plays the right note as the slick vain enterprising yet not unromantic Ben Siegel (I know that doesn't sound like much of a stretch), Annette Benning puts in her usual silky never sleazy accompaniment and the rest of the cast is top notch (Ben Kingsley, Harvey Keitel, Elliot Gould, and Joe Montegna) James Toback's sharp script is worth singling out too. 



Levinson's directorial career has been spotty since (WAG THE DOG, ENVY, MAN OF THE YEAR, ugh) so it is nice to go back and re-appraise one of his most competant and under-rated films. 



THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED (Dir. Kirby Dick, 2006) - Having been confused and weirded out by what the exact standards and/or rules of the MPAA's movie rating system I was excited about this film. I have to say though that this good-intentioned but ultimately misguided feature is fascinating but flawed as fuck. The idea of hiring private detectives to find out exactly who the people are who rate movies is a good one but the execution of said premise involving following SUVs around and getting un-insightful film of possible suspects is frankly a waste of time. Better is the interview material, the comparisons of what is permited between hetero and homosexual content and the background history of the MPAA and their former President Jack Valenti. I just wish it went deeper and was better structured - Kirby Dick appears to be passionate and dedicated and I wasn't as annoyed by his Gonzo-insertions as some were but this could use a bit more work. This Film Is Not Yet Finished, more like.

Inspired by this documentary I thought it would be fun to look at: 




5 R-RATED MOMENTS IN PG AND G RATED MOVIES THAT SLIPPED PAST THE MCAA










1. HEAD (Dir. Bob Rafelson, 1968) – The famous 1968 photograph and NBC-shot film of General Nguyen Ngoc Loan executing a Viet Cong prisoner in Saigon is one of the most shocking and violent images ever presented to the world at large. It is effectively used alongside other frightening war footage in the LSD fueled mind-bending montages of this freaky envelope pushing movie in which the Monkees deconstruct their pre-fab bubblegum image. Thing is, this is a G-rated movie! Really Seems like someone at the MPAA saw that this was the Monkees and stamped a G on it without even watching it. 



2. BRAINSTORM (Dir. Douglas Trumball, 1983) - A good example of what often sailed by the review board in the days before PG-13, this virtual-reality sci-fi thriller that is most famous because of the drowning death of Natalie Wood that occured while shooting contains a shocking scene involving one of the bulky combersome devices that Christopher Walken is wearing in the picture on the right. A man has a heart attack while engaging in a simulated sex program with full frontal female nudity shown. I learned this the hard way when I innocently put the movie on when I used to work at a local video chain. Definitely not 'in-store playable.'



3. JAWS (Dir. Steven Spielberg, 1975) – Many bloody moments in this movie qualify it for an R rating but the skinny dipping girl who gets eaten within the first five minutes should of set up some sort of ratings red flag. On the other hand I saw the movie when I was a kid and don’t remember losing any sleep over it. 



4. BANANAS (Dir. Woody Allen, 1971) - Squirmy neurotic low-level products tester Fielding Mellish (Woody Allen) has very little luck in his meager life - even the simple task of picking up a porn mag along side copies of news publications like National Review invites public scorn. As he makes his choice of purchase we are guided through an explicit wall of porn magazine covers that did oddly only earned a PG-13 rating in a later video incarnation re-appraising.










5. AIRPLANE! (Dir. Jim Abrahms, Jerry Zucker, 1980) – There are a lot of scenes and elements in this famous disaster movie spoof that would be questionable PG material these days but the extreme shot of female full frontal nudity that occurs during a riotous panic when the passengers are told the plane is in jeopardy takes the cake! Of course it goes by so quick one could blink or sneeze and miss it. Looks like someone at the MPAA sure did.



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DVD Review: EASY RIDERS, RAGING BULLS




Out today on DVD:











When Blake said that the road of excess
leads to the palace of wisdom...(but) it also leads to the grave - Kris
Kristofferson 





In this DVD, essential for anybody with even a casual interest in film history, William H. Macy's narration delicately explains one of the
greatest or at least most interesting film making eras in this documentary
adaptation of Peter Biskind's bestseller.





Covering the same material and even
sharing a number of the same film clips as DECADE UNDER THE INFLUENCE the
story should be familliar to film babble blog readers. Simply put to those just
tuning in: the French new wave headed by Francois Truffaut and Jean Luc Godard
influenced a band of movie brat outsiders who broke into the studio system
after years of B-movie exile. 





Maverick cheapie teen-exploitation king Roger Corman
mentored Peter Bogdonavich, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Jack
Nicholson, Dennis Hopper and countless others to become the "New Hollywood." 





This gung ho gang made what were called "Now movies" like BONNIE AND CLYDE, EASY
RIDER, THE GODFATHER, MEAN STREETS, and HAROLD AND MAUDE to name five. 





By the mid '70s the careers of many of the principle players were in decline while a couple of straight-laced film nerds from Malibu, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, cleaned up with JAWS and STAR WARS which this thesis proposes was the end of
the era.








Whether or not that's true we get many fascinating anecdotes about
crazy set antics, infidelities, and of course more stories about that damn
mechanical shark. Good stuff indeed. Check out the cool DVD bonus interviews
with many of the targeted directors and actors plus a revealing and humorous talk with
author Biskind.





More
later... 

The Top 50 Sequels That Should Have Never Been Made









Making this list made me realize how much of my life was wasted watching: 



THE TOP 50 SEQUELS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN MADE 



There was a Simpsons episode where Bart was trapped in a room with multiple doors labeled with roman numerals. At first he wasn't able to read them as numbers but suddenly his knowledge of Rocky films kicked in and he was able to identify the numerals correctly, and pick the right door in which to make his exit. 



That might be the only practical purpose for most movie sequels. 



I mean sure there's a few good to excellent sequels - GODFATHER PART II comes immediately to mind. I mean that one even won the best picture Academy Award! 



But for every good sequel like say THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK or SUPERMAN II there are literally hundreds of awful unnecessary money-grubbing retreads. 



Here's the cream of the crap: 100 bad sequels, well actually more than that considering I use one entry for multiple movies out of or including a whole series at times. 



Lastly many would argue that in some cases the original movie shouldn't have been made either but that's a whole 'nuther list!

Read them and weep.









1. THE GODFATHER: PART III



PART II pretty much summed it up didn't it? PART III is a unnecessary and pointless sequel, but considering at one point in the '80s Stallone came close to fronting an entry in the GODFATHER series it could have been a lot worse. 



Many blame Sophia Coppola's acting or lack of acting but in my book the project was doomed the second Robert Duvall passed. They replaced him with George Hamilton. George Hamilton for Christ's sake!



2. STAR WARS: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE 



"Prequel? More like Nyquil" - David Letterman



3. THE TWO JAKES (the Jack Nicholson-directed sequel to CHINATOWN)



4. MORE AMERICAN GRAFFITIThe post-script to the original movie said what the fates of the characters were - so why do we need this unfunny, stiff, and visually bombastic mess? I can't think of a reason.



5. CADDYSHACK II



6. BLUES BROTHERS 2000Or course if you're reading this list you know that sequels mostly always suck but if one of the major players from the first film is dead they are destined for the Hall of Suck. Aykroyd's misguided attempt to revive the Blues Brothers' film career replacing the great John Belushi with John Goodman is a embarrassment and almost as much of an insult to Belushi's legacy as Bob Woodward's tawdry bio Wired.



7. BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II (III wasn't great either)



8. AIRPLANE 2: THE SEQUEL: Probably one of the worst offenders of the re-treading of the entire first film with no shame. In the commentary for the AIRPLANE! DVD the Zucker brothers and Jim Abrahams stress that they had nothing to do with the sequel and that to this day neither of them has seen it. Good decision. Wish I had made it too.



9. JAWS 2 (ditto for the rest of them too)







10. STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER (You know, the one that Shatner directed)



11. TEXASVILLE (THE LAST PICTURE SHOW sequel)



12. THE MATRIX RELOADED (same goes for REVOLUTIONS)



13. OH, GOD! BOOK II



14. THE NAKED GUN 2½: THE SMELL OF FEAR (the third one, 33⅓: THE FINAL INSULT was better, but not much)




15. FLETCH LIVES



16. GHOSTBUSTERS II




17. ROBOCOP 2 (never saw any of the others after this)



18. SUPERMAN III (IV sucked too)



19. STAYING ALIVE (Sylvester Stallone-directed sequel to SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER)



20. DIE HARD 2



21. DUMB AND DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD



22. MEN IN BLACK II 



23. SCARY MOVIE 2 The poster campaign for the original Scary Movie said "No shame, no mercy, no sequel." For breaking that promise alone, this makes the list.



24. ESCAPE FROM L.A. (ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK sequel, duh!)     



25. BATMAN & ROBIN (Don't think I saw BATMAN FOREVER, don't remember it anyway)



26. THE JEWEL OF THE NILE (ROMANCING THE STONE follow-up)



27. BABE: PIG IN THE CITY



28. TEEN WOLF TOO




29. TRAIL OF THE PINK PANTHER (any of the PINK PANTHER movies made after Peter Sellers death could make this list)



30. ROCKY V



31. MAJOR LEAGUE II




32. THE EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC




33. JURASSIC PARK III




34. BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 



35. HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING




36. THE STING II




37. BATTLE FOR PLANET OF THE APES




38. AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER




39. THE FLY II




40. RAMBO III (Man, Stallone is popping up quite a bit on this list!)







41. ANALYZE THAT (Though part of me wants them to make a third one so that they can call it: GO ANALYZE YOURSELF, ALREADY!)



42. THE KARATE KID, PART II (Never saw PART III)



43. HALLOWEEN II (and III, and IV, and so on)



44. YOUNG GUNS II



45. GREASE 2




46. SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II (The inconsistently titled PART 3 was worse, but nobody was paying attention anymore)



47. WAYNE'S WORLD 2



48. BIG TOP PEE-WEE




49. POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE (Again, I never saw the third one)



50. FRIGHT NIGHT PART 2



Whew! That's quite a list of failed follow-ups. Since scheduled upcoming films include STAR WARS: EPISODE III, THE RING 2, a new PINK PANTHER movie, as well as a bunch of sure to be sucky sequels, I'm sure this will be a much lengthier list in the future.



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